There's A House In Mummy's Tummy
That's right everyone, there's a modest 1 bedroom semi detatched house complete with compact kitchen and ensuite in mummy's tummy.
This twice rented open plan gem is currently occupied by a very young 12 week old Button whose lease runs out on 1 December 2012.
It has planning permission for a modest extension to suit the growing Button's requirements though the regulations state that the house must be put back in original condition with minimal disruption to the owner.
The owner states that this is the last rental and no extensions will be granted on the lease so Button should treat this as a non negotiable once in a lifetime opportunity.
Previous renters have yet to comment on Buttons tendancy. However, they did indicate that this was a lovely maintained, warm and comfortable property though the landlord does not appreciate tardiness when it comes to vacating the property.
Button has remained silent when questioned about his/her tenancy.
We do expect that there will be a immanent statement if only to announce when he/she is going to hold his/her first party to celebrate his/her inclusion into this exclusive rental group.