It's a ... Peanut.

That's right.  I've been asked to do a naked photo session. 

I know, I know.  So young and asked for such a revealing expose of me is well, shocking. 

It's not for art.  Thank goodness.

Apparently, the reason is to see if I'm a boy or a girl. 

Yep, that's right.  At such a young stage they are going to label me.

Yet my fans are asking and unlike lady Ga Ga ambiguity isn't making me more alluring.

Though I have to admit it, it was fun trying to allude the camera to persevere my modesty.

Finally they did succeed.

The result is that according to the stenographer I am a...

BOY!

It's not that my parents don't believe the professionals but they like to keep an open mind.  To this end they've told people but have put a caveate on this knowledge i.e. stenographers have been mistaken before.  They really don't mind either way but don't want others to get their hopes up.

The reaction to this news by our friends and family has been one of excitment.  Though one set of friends informed us that they were going to 'buy pink clothes no matter what as they didn't want to stereo type the kid'.

Mum's reaction to this was to encourage them to as she will dress me up in it anyway.

I personally think this might be her revenge on me because I wouldn't let her eat any chocolate. 

Well, they say you can choose your friends but not your family.  :)